We create landscapes of fun
We are the architects and fun is our playing field. We are the fun cell in the blood stream of the world and are well adapted in the fast-paced universe of entertainment.
Eye? We never lost one.
You know how they say it’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye? Well, we take fun seriously and we never go out on a limb. For every joke we make there’s research and experiments and tests and try-outs and by the end of the day there’s a pop quiz. And if the joke does not know all the answers, it has to go. The jokes usually go work for one of the television sitcoms and some end up in stand up comedy. We keep the best jokes for ourselves and for you.
And we know you.
But not in a creepy way. We talk to you and you talk back to us. You tell us about your day and your life and we cherish that information. We cherish every single one of our 500 million (yes, we double checked!) users. We are bringing people closer and we are making them open up to each others. Again, not in a creepy way. The only thing creepy about us is that t-shirt Larry wore to the office once. Emphasis on once.
Rebels with a cause
We are in the entertainment business. In fact … we are the entertainment business. Between toys and apps, between high fives and back slaps, between toys and shirts for boys we are raising the bar on fun. And we are good at it. Hey, 500 million people can’t be wrong!
End of the party? Not in our house!
It’s hard to pull the plug on the best party in the world. So we just … don’t. We are keeping our users happy and entertained 24/7. Mobile apps, plush toys, apparel, keychains … the fun never stops in our universe. Which is probably why the users keep coming back for more.
Fire in our bellies? You are!
You are the reason we are constantly improving on your experience of fun. We want to impress you and your loved ones. We employ the best people to understand you and your perception of fun. And then we take that perception, sprinkle it with chocolate and give it back to you in a bowl. Did we mention chocolate?
Universe is our limit
When we built our Outfit7, we forgot to put in the breaks. So there’s no stopping for us. We are heading down a fun path, filled with cats and dogs and parrots and kittens and giraffes and hippos and fairies and hedgehogs and we are loving every second of it. We try not to dwell on the numbers because they are constantly growing. When you started reading this line, we had more than 500 million users total. By the time you get to the end of this sentence, that number will be somewhere between 510 and 520 million users. Unless you are a really fast reader.
Now do you see it?
We told you a little bit about ourselves but we hid the main message in plain sight. You probably got it by now without even reading it. But go on … try and find it. We are Outfit7. And we are fun.